if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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