I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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