Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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