I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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