You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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