I'm really into asian looking animals
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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