Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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