the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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