It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Drunk is a universal language darling
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