Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We don't watch enough power rangers
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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