Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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