so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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