I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
