idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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