it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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