i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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