don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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