On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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