I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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