im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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