That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
i out mim tonsoeep
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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