Sponge bath it is.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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