is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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