David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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