i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
