i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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