sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Randomize
