Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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