My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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