Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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