One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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