sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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