If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize