I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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