): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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