But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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