: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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