Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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