he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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