It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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