oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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