I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my shit smells like andre
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
