I'm jealous of your bromance
it's like iHOP with fire
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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