Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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