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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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