Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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