Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I am never drinking with the goths again.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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