with your own penis?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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