At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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