Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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