I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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