no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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