I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You were trust falling into bushes
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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