He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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