i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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